Squishy Bigfoot BFF

Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6″ tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and squeeze. His reassuring grin seems to say, “Why are you taking everything so seriously? Follow me into the woods and we’ll live forever carefree.” Detoxify your friend group by adding a squeezable cryptozoological ride or die.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.
WARNING: Never set me anywhere you wouldn’t let Bigfoot sit down because we both can stain.
Avoid the following:
All porous surfaces!
Mom’s couch!
The seats of Dad’s new car!
Walls you’re fond of!
Your sister’s new dress!